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Mordecai richler, in his foreword to his anthology, the best of modern humour, similarly. This book contains adult jokes that could be considered offensive by some. Whats the difference between a boring person and a boring book. Zert is milan kundera s first novel, originally published in 1967. By reading beyond this point you certify that you are over the age of. Endeavour to marry a girl with small hands, itll make your.

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